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MC Kohlz & DJ TJ Maxxx

These 2 jolly ol' souls are riding the nerdcore train straight to the top. Kohlz and Maxxx whip up the white boy old school rap like nobody should. Seriously. Nobody should. Thumping beats, dumb sound effects, and rapid mic passing bravado abound. "We can Dry Hump" spawned the internet phenomenon "Shop at Kohls (or I'll knee you in the balls)," and put the boys on the map. Their follow up,"kohlz.maxxx.2.0" features more of the same, and includes 2 of their songfight winning tunes, "Not like that" and "Elements of Style." And now, more than a decade later, they are back with their comeback album "Listen to the Haterz" featuring 9 all new bangers!

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MC Kohlz & DJ TJ Maxxx

MC Kohlz & DJ TJ Maxxx

MC Kohlz & DJ TJ Maxxx
My nipples are always wicked hard

My nipples are always wicked hard

05:11
Listen to the Haterz

Listen to the Haterz

03:17
Cleavage for Collateral

Cleavage for Collateral

03:03
Hawk Tuah (Spit on that Thang)

Hawk Tuah (Spit on that Thang)

02:58
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